I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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