And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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