Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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