mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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