He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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