fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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