no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize
