Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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