he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Girls should come with a carfax report
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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