2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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