dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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