Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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