hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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