Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.