im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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