Tell her she can't have a vagina
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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