There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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