he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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