I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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