More tranny stories later!
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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