And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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