This girl is more easily done than said...
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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