I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
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You dont lie about slip and slides
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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