she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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