You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hate all girls vehemently.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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