i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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