so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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