white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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