Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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