windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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