At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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