Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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