she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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