is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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