We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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