I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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