i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
this hospital has no fireball
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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