Whod you bang
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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