I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
