How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
