whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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