he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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