So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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