Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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