North Korea, Best Korea!
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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