If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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