I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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