# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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