I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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