Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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