we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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