How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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