Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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