I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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