I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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